I'm kinda picky about fic content.
I'm, like,
annoyingly particular about top/bottom roles. I am also really, really reluctant to read anything without a definitively happy ending. I make exceptions for friends' fics, but for the most part I am all about the escapism. If I walk away from a fic feeling like that world is worse than the real world, then I'm not a happy Bone. I'm also pretty OTP-loyal, and can maintain interest in other pairings only when they're very much secondary to my OTP in the fic I'm reading.
ALSO I REALLY HATE IT WHEN MODERN DAY STEVE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TURN A COMPUTER ON. The dude has been in our age for a
long time, and lives a very prolific lifestyle. I am quite sure he's adjusted by now, at least enough to know how to send a freaking email. (Tying into this is my dislike for characterizations of modern-Steve where he's painted as a blushing virgin.)
It occurs to me that if I would relax my anus over a few of these principles, I might be able to enjoy more stories. But then I would have nothing to complain about in my online journal, and what would the world come to?
I have class in five and a half hours and I haven't yet finished the assignment I have to pass in at that time. This is procrastination. :) :) :)
ETA: ( Robert Downey Junior in high heels on the IM2 set )